Absolutely!

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

foxxycleopatra:

"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"

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person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

bewbin:

bewbin:

using cheap tactics to get followers is disgusting 

follow if u agree 

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

sylvysparrow:

…i’m listening.

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

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